I’m climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro. No, wait—this is how I actually feel about it: I’M CLIMBING MT. KILIMANJARO!!!!!!!!!! One thing I am not doing, however, is conquering it, despite various accounts, brochures, guidebooks, websites, and general proclamations that I will do…
My fat cat broke my neck. To be fair, he’s just big-boned and was probably just the proverbial camel-straw on top of a long line of terrible postures, poor exercise form, and body-thrashing sleep habits, but when I scooped…
The First Post. Oh, the pressure. Perhaps I’ll just write you a haiku, dear First Post reader: Old website was trash Filled with pigeons and lame words Less pigeons this time
